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Doof

When a person farts around fecal matter that is on the verge of exiting the sphincter.
I just doofed, and it smells very bad.
by Demigamer May 4, 2022
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Doof

Yo, Miller pass me the doof
by Shmieg November 29, 2021
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Doof

another word to use as an explicit word. substitutes for the f word.
"i wanna doof you" " your sister is so doofing hot"

Jeremy: what was for hw?
Jaime: the project thats like super important.
Jeremy: DOOF!
by riot shield smash November 23, 2009
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Doof

A doof Is a dumb ass who can’t do anything right.

By Glorious notorious
Example think of Phineas Ferb Perry the platypus versus Doofenshmirtz Doofenshmirtz is dumb because he can’t beat the fucking platypus.
by Glorious notorious December 2, 2020
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doof

Doof is food backwards. The term is used to distinguish doof from actual food.

Doof is the the stuff sold to go in your mouth refined from food, usually designed and engineered to cause you to crave more of it, usually through salt, sugar, fat, convenience, or other engineering.
Mike: I can't stop eating all this doof! I know it makes me fat and feel horrible, but I just keep wanting it!

Josh: That's because it's designed that way - here, have some real food. It'll make you feel better.
by nacleus May 1, 2020
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doof

doof means food
ayy bro can l have some of your doof
by urmumsfavourite1 May 10, 2022
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Doof Nugget

Word combination invented by an unknown 6 year old, (little legend is what we call them). Can be used in multiple situations where the word "dickhead" is just too plain but others words are too aggressive.
Stop wasting my time, Doof Nugget!
by BobertyBobBoBwob March 8, 2020
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