dickorice whip

Whipping somebody in the mouth with your manhood, while singing "Whip it, whip it good!".

Last night my boyfriend gave me a Dickorice whip! He sang "Whip it, whip it good!".

by Thieving Bird May 25, 2014

Dickotomised

A colloquial insult describing a condition being the result of performing frequent fellatio. Persons of this calibre often behave in an ignorant manner, due to an excessive amount of phallaces entering the cranial region.

(See also: dickotomy, lobotomy, stupid slut, daddy's little bitch.)

That dumb bitch must have been dickotomised, shes that fucking stupid. She must have used that much cock like a lobotomy instrument.

by The Tormentor April 13, 2014

dickofied

when you show a female ur penis and it launches her into a catatonic state due to its size.
when ur dick is too big that it scares girls.

pronounced: dick-o-fied

"I showed that chick my dick and she started crying-talking bout' its too big, i cant"
"man u dickofied her"

by jimmybil July 22, 2014

Dickochet

The technical term used to describe the failure of one man to Cock Block another.

Dude tried to Cock Block him, but it totally Dickocheted.

by RyzKinno September 8, 2015

Dickombobulated

When you fuck someone so hard they start shaking and flipping out.

Man, Brad dickombobulated me so hard I couldn't feel my legs for three minutes!

by PepeTheFag September 13, 2015

Dickophilia

The act of being attracted to a deceased male.

"Dude did you hear? Zack's a dickophiliac."

by DickInAnAss January 1, 2016

dickomiter

A scale that doctors use when measuring the size of a mans dick. Except they compare it to animals.

Did you hear Jeffs dickomiter readings say hes an elephant dick

by Mr.Fries August 15, 2016