dingflod

When I was 7 and dropped off at Grandma's for the weekend, she would make me take a bath before bedtime and would shout from 3 rooms over "Make sure you remember to scrub your dingflod!"

by StarBarx October 29, 2008

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Dingle Ghost

Small clusters of soiled toilet paper clinging to the untrimmed canopy of anal shubbery. Resembles phantoms of the butthole

Good Heavens! I licked your anus and my tongue is covered in dingle ghosts!

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My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts

by poomaster3000 September 10, 2009

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Dingelberries • dingel • Dingel, dinUgel, dingeL • dingel pubes • dingelebians • dingelibians (dingelobes) • dingelidong • Dingeling • Dingell • Dingell Berry

Dingle Bush

a clueless woman with poor hygene that catches small bits of used tp in her pubic hair region.

"This chick i got with last night had a dingle bush, i almost yakked!"

by Vixen Vamp February 6, 2012

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Dingle Raisins

Clumps of dry shit that clings on a man's dick pubes that he got after dirty butt sex.

Don't ever bang someone who has diarrhea, you'll get dingle raisins...

by Yaka yaka December 20, 2013

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A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.

Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"

by Oblivicho February 15, 2015

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