Shelby Clam-Digger

When a stripper inserts her middle finger into her anus and then places it into a customers mouth, without them being aware of where the finger actually was. This act is typically only done when the customer has upset the girl in some way, and usually used during a private dance.

Larry: Wow, that guy was a real asshole!

Cindy: He was so rude! That's why he got the Shelby Clam-Digger!

by 4yoularry November 22, 2011

Dirty Didgeridoo

After unprotected anal sex the woman gives the man a blow job.

Guy #1: "Yo Man, Suzie surprised me with a blow job after anal last night"

Guy #2: "They call that a Dirty Didgeridoo"

by Misty Napier June 14, 2010

colder than a well digger's asshole

extremely cold and dark.

"Daaaaammmmn...it's colder than a well digger's asshole out there!!"

by Well Digger September 1, 2011

didgeridoo

the aboriginal australian instrument made from a eucalyptus tree hollowed out by termites. It is played by vibrated the lips and makes a crazy sound unlike any other instrument. Every one is unique, each coming from a different tree. a technique called circular breathing can be used to play nonstop by taking in air as the player blows into the intrument. sounds like: boioioiaoao oaoboboooao

guy: let me hear that didgeridoo
guy#2: boioiooaooioaio boioaoaioa

by woop70930 September 16, 2005

beef dagger

n. A tool used to draw the beef curtains; a smaller but meatier pork sword; a dangerous stabbing weapon most effective when targetting the rusty sheriff's badge or when thrown into salmon canyon; the giggle stick.

Man: Hey honey, what say we uncork a bottle of Chardonnay, snuggle up and watch The Notebook together?
Wife: Oh, how romantic!!!
Man: Actually, scrap that idea - how about you bend over and I'll thrust a beef dagger into your treacherous brown eye.
Wife: Oh no, not again!
Man: Spread 'em, bumslut!

by Terry Deary August 29, 2006

didgeridouche

a hippie, a person with dreadlocks, one that participates in drum circles, has their baby at home with a midwife, uses a reusable hemp bag at the grocery store, goes to bonnaroo, burning man, rainbow gatherings, listens to widespread panic, string cheese incident, phish, wears birkenstocks & tie dye, attends naropa university, smugly drives a hybrid, smells like patchouli and b.o.

"do you want to go to barton springs? no, if i see another didgeridouche, i'm going to vomit."

by Bloshki October 14, 2006

Chelsea Dagger

A Chesea Dagger is a broken bottle used as a knife or stabbing weapon.
You hold for example a beer bottle at its neck and smash it into a chair or table so that the sharp edges can be used to stab someone.

Sometimes used by drunk footballfans therefor the name.

Mike got into a fight at the pub last night. He got stabbed three times by this london prick using a chelsea dagger!

by SkinnyNorris May 25, 2011