detroit slang

Any slang from the Detroit Metropolitan area USED BY ALL KIDS

A: you pawtner ya know she's bait right

B: y you using Detroit slang 'round me ya know I don't know it

by Kazimeirzzz June 4, 2017

detroit lions

0-16 as of 12/28/08. litteraly the WORST football team in history, the WORST record in history, and the ONLY team to lose 16 consecutive games

the detroit lions are up 32-7 with 5 minutes to go!

*leaves the room*
*comes back 4 minutes later*

OH SHIT THE LIONS ARE DOWN 13 POINTS?! WHAT THE FUCK?! (true example)

by someshortkidnamedjohnny:P December 29, 2008

Detroit Carwash

When trying to impress your buddies you pick up a beastly looking broad. Right when she's about to blow you, you proceed to urinate all over her face.

I just gave your fat sister the ol' detroit carwash.

by Tha Dirty Mick October 16, 2006

Detroit Customs

Specialized work done to a car such as rust, falling off bumper, no paint left, at least 15 years old, stinks like crap, bald tires, backfiring engine, broken tail/head lights, missing hub caps, and broken/cracked windows covered up by plastic bags. These cars are usually found in Detroit.

That car is falling apart. Must of been takin' to Detroit Customs and got Detroiterized.

by Minimusmax May 14, 2009

Detroit Shuffle

Switching 3-4 lanes on a highway at once going 90+ mph without regard to any other driver. Detroit's wide freeways and outstandingly reckless drivers make this a common move in Michigan.

I just saw a 12-year-old kid in a Mustang pull a Detroit Shuffle on I-94, causing a hipster to crash his Toyota Prius into a "Built Ford Tough" billboard.

by carlzcarlson February 18, 2012

Detroit Sidecar

Similar to Malaysian Plinko, however in this particularly nasty version of stoma sex, a male participant inserts his penis into a persons Colostomy opening.

Guy: "What on the menu?"

Pro: "Are you a cop? No, well then, Hand Job $20, BJ $50, straight sex $200, or my specialty, Detroit Sidecar $400."

by Hey Guy… February 28, 2013

Detroit lullaby

The sound of police or fire sirens.

Amanda: "Did you hear all those sirens last night? They kept me up at 4am"

Betty: "Naw, I slept right through them; its a Detroit lullaby"

by Alice D. July 8, 2009