dense woods

when the dong is so heavy u cant bring it off the ground

sorry we cant do it, I have dense woods

by Johndub May 10, 2017

densed

To be turned into condensed milk.

that guy is get'n densed

by condensed_milkman July 10, 2018

Dense

Someone who can drink an imhuman amount of beer. Usually quickly and without spilling any.

Gronk is so dense. He drinks beer faster than anyone ive seen.

by Alienlyfe February 6, 2019

Dense

When someone is beyond stupid that you doubt they even have a brain

“Hey Dude, you know that new girl Kayla?”
“Gay Kayla?”
“Yeah, she’s fucking dense”

by Dense3000 February 13, 2019

desentery

a discovery that a bro made

yeah bro I was straight chillin the other day and had some great self desentery..

bro 1: HOLY SHIT BRO LOOK AT THIS DESENTERY I JUST MADE
bro 2: BRO IS THAT A DINOSAUR FOSSIL??!

by nill bye the gience scuy March 14, 2019

Dinsen

A nice lad

He’s a Dinsen

by DinsenBoi69 May 8, 2019

dense

When someone says dense, they mean stupid. If someone is dense, they don’t understand simple common sense or can’t understand an easy topic. They say dense because you’re brain is too dense with stuff so you don’t think right.

Mark: I can’t find where my car keys are.

Jack: Are you dense bro? They are right in front of you

by badowshoo May 24, 2019