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David by abawesome November 30, 2017
A great boyfriend, a great guy, and just amazing all around.
"Is that your boyfriend?" " Yes." " He's grest he must be a David"
David by Mrs.Puff December 7, 2016
david: likes to poop.
david likes to poop
A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens and testicles each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes to his room and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend. He then pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
A Fucking retarded that is A dumb Bitch that went to Randall P.S
David is a dumb fuck
David by Xgsjajanamaoiq March 7, 2019
The guy with the biggest dick, and the best lover.
He was so amazing in bed and man his dick was huge. I'm talking about a real David.
David by Motley76 March 12, 2017