David

David is the kind of friend you never want to lose. Although slightly cocky, he always makes people smile because of his smile and knows how to cheer people up and what to say to make you feel better. He's always positive and sees the good in everything. He's extremely fun to be around even though he believes he is god which he is not. He's smart and funny and really tall. If he cares about something or someone he'll care more than anyone in the world and not give up on it/him/her no matter what. He keeps secrets really well, which is extremely annoying when you want to know something but it means he's loyal and trustworthy. He's also impossible to argue with because he refuses to give in even when he knows he's wrong. Oh and he has the best turtle face ever. And he should really speak scottish one time. :D
I really miss david, david is weird, david the turtle
by Meeeeeeeeeeeee December 07, 2012
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Hands down an amazing guy who loves his girlfriend no
Matter what her past is and what her future holds
David is so amazing.
by Ava Carroll September 22, 2016
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The best basketball player to ever exist. He's an awkward guy who takes time to get to know. He got rejected by the girl he liked so he went for her twin sister. He's kinda smart, kinda cute.
AHHHH he's with her sister?!?!?! That's David, alright...
by SCIENCEACADMEMESTER February 26, 2019
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One fine ass muthafucka with the hugest penis that all the ladies wanna suck.
Guy 1: dammnnnn dude look at that David
Guy 2: how do you know hes a David ?
Guy 1: man look! he has to wrap his dick around him!
by TheGuyWhoDidYourMum. May 18, 2009
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Someone who’ll never disappoint and deserves head with maximum experticity
Bitch that’s david you gotta suck his dick”
by Davhelm Van Astrea July 09, 2021
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Girl 1: have you seen David?
Girl 2: yeah, he's rugged
Girl 3: And he's got such good masculine features
Girl 4: wonder what he'll look like naked
by Sigmacoventry February 14, 2014
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A young teen who knows how to talk people into things is a great leader people love to be around them cause he knows how to keep the laughing. He has a way with girls he makes them wanna talk to him all the time some say he plays with girls heart. He also loves marijuana. Also a good person to talk to when upset he could be like your own doctor phill.
Have you ever been around a david if not you need to hurry up nd be around them
by killkave November 30, 2013
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