danelia

My sweet little princess

I love her so much

She's a very important person in my life

Danelia is my whoody

Property of Edward olivarez

by eddie tony olivarez October 2, 2013

Damned to hell by a bitch

The act of a bitch saying "God damn you to hell".
Then you slap her. She goes "Ow!"
She gets mad and you wasted over $100 on a bitch that you pissed off.
You tell your wife and she says: "That bitch!" then you slaps you.

You get mad and stab her. She says: "I hope you get 'damned to hell by a bitch' again you bastard!"
She calls the cops and you go to jail for four years for assault.
So we all learned something. Don't get a whore and/or bitch.

Bitch: Hey!
You: What!?!?
Bitch: Damn you to hell!
You: Gr! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* How that feel bitch?
Bitch: Damn you!!!!
You: I want my $189 back!
Bitch: I'm keeping it!
You: Damn it! I got damned to hell by a bitch!
You walk home
Wife: Where you been?
You: Shut up bitch! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap* *Stab*
Wife: Ow!!! Help! WTF was that for?
You: Go the hell!
Wife: Damn you to hell!
2 weeks later you lose you lose you case and you are sent to jail
You: Crap!!
Prisoner: Get over here! And make daddy happy!

by MadeForDeathDEFINISIONS January 26, 2011

Dane

A sweet kid who cares more about friends and family then there self!!! They are is super sweet and if you pick a fight they will fight back they would be the best friend anyone could ever ask for and if anything happened to them you would be so sad you will love this kid and he/she will do anything to protect you

Hey do you see that jerk over there
HEY SHUT UP THATS DANE AND THE BEST FRIEND ANYONE COULD ASK FOR

by Maryah March 14, 2018

God-damned

Someone (or something) that has been rebuked by God as being unholy and beyond salvation.

Also spelled "goddamned" by the ignorant.

All y'all God-damned motherfuckers are gunna' die!

by nihil8r March 16, 2004

Daneil

A hebrew name, Similar to Daniel, the name translates to 'Champion'

basically, if you giv your child this name you have forever blessed him with a life of bad-assery. of course, if your son prefers knitting and mini-golf, you may just want to change his name to something a little more suitable....
Craig, perhaps.

"We...are the Daneils, my Friiieeend, and weeee'l, keep on FIGHTING til the eeend!"
-Queen song-
-(not really)-

by davidmcmuffin August 22, 2011

queen of the damned

The. Best. Movie. Ever.

Loved it. Loved the books. Queen of the Damned is awesome.

by x.alw.x October 10, 2005

Dane

A guy you can blame all of the worlds problems on because they are all his fault as he did nothing to prevent them

Lil Timmy: mommy how come there is starvation in Africa?
Mother: Dane's fault

by Gandhi crush December 3, 2015