When a girl does her hair up in Princess Leia buns and she fellates you and a friend until you both jizz on the buns.
by Bigjoe22?? December 30, 2021
Get the Sticky Crumpetmug. When an individual attempts to be funny but instead grossly enacts a social faux pas of such painful proportion that it becomes a new core memory for the speaker.
by Donnum June 6, 2025
Get the Crumpet Momentmug. by Yllom.gollom October 4, 2016
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Get the Crumpetmug. A very pretty girl
by Guv’nor December 17, 2023
Get the serious crumpetmug. Female: The ugly bitch everyone fucks at the local fett house but no one ever admits to fucking, aka. the bitch that is hella eeew but is a great fuck
A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.
Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
by Coli J February 11, 2022
Get the fuck crumpetmug. Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.
Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?
Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
by sex minister April 26, 2022
Get the Crumpets and teamug.