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Yo' Derek what are you going to do later?
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
Probably just go home, drink a few beers, and try to butter the crumpets again.
What? Yo, buttering the crumpets is easier when you don't drink.
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A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
A man with hella gut an balding with a two hair cheek mole but swings that fat Meat Bat so good you let him Digg any day.
Who that? Bro back the fuck up off my “Kool Aid” dog that’s my Fuck Crumpet ”.
Omg girl the nigga right there is sleepy girls fuck crumpet. The Hershey let’s him put pecker to puss any time cuz he hung
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