Crispy brain

The meaning of crispy brain is someone who has surpassed just being a winkle brain

Origin
The concept of cripsy brain is that facts and logic settle into the wrinkles of the brain and during intellectual the brain heats up frying the fact oil into a crispy exterrer on the outside of the brain
"ha those smooth brained retards are totally unlike us crispy brained intellectuals"
by The_one_named_m July 31, 2019
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Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.
1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.
by CrispyInventor July 28, 2015
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Schenectady Crispies

A cereal that was made up by Strong Bad when he answered his Labor Dabor email
Schenectady Crispies are so freakin good they taste twice! Once in your mouth and once in your asophogus
by Dumpus September 29, 2003
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Crispy Concords

A man that is ok
Hey do you who Crispy Concords is? Yeah He's Pretty Poggers
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Crispy Kicks

A pair of clean usually white shoes that are stylish and rather new.
"Dannng you got them crispy kicks on today!"
by jsfkej April 14, 2009
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Crispy Bojorquez

A preferred pastime amongst members of the scat community. To perform a Crispy Bojorquez, one must first take a dump into a deep fryer. Once the deep-fried doody ball has cooled off, the person performing the Crispy Bojorquez inserts the poo back into his or her butt. They then proceed to expel the deep-fried fecal matter from their anus, into the receiver’s mouth. Upon completion, it is rumored that the twice evicted, deep-fried turd is gross enough to kill 8 leprechauns. Crispy Bojorquezes are especially disgusting after eating lamb.
Ew! I cant believe you kissed her after i crispy bojorquezed her!

Johnnys passed out...lets crispy bojorquez him!
by Toastah December 28, 2005
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Crispy Piss

A chaotic Canadian gremlin with 0 braincells and negative emotional understanding, who sends shrek and grug videos and traumatizes people with weird story times and even weirder gifs.

Someone who spends a minimum of 10 hours writing and 7 hours making OMORI Christian lore that makes you wonder how this all came to be. Someone who's written language consists of barely decipherable words and letters mashup and jumbled together like an uncooked salad.

Someone who's english consists of various sounds like "RRAAAAH" and "HSAHWSS", to the point where you wonder what they are saying. Someone who makes lore (I refuse to admit its funny) on random paragraphs of text from books and stories.

"In their spare time they also photoshop the faces of their companions onto various objects. They have pasted their own face onto Nicholas cage’s nostrils. This is the species known as the Crispy Piss", as described by the 4th Wall herself.

And an unhinged, concerning, yet nice friend to be around :))
"Man what are all those shrek and grug videos you keep getting pinged with?"

"Oh those? Crispy Piss sent it to me"

"... Again?"
by 49% of a Dream April 09, 2023
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