crashed the milkfloat

when a gentleman reaches climax earlier than he, or his partner, might have hoped

Eventually managed to get a run at that barmaid the other night but crashed the milkfloat early doors

by delanotte February 21, 2014

Crash piece

A friend whose only redeeming quality involves possessing a comfortable bed or couch to sleep on after a long night of drinking. Typically found within walking distance of preferred bars and clubs.

Casey is such a dick, but he's a great crash piece every time I get too drunk drive.

by Thefever May 4, 2013

coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

crash Twitter

(v) to do something really awesome or noteworthy. References the fact that anything really big happens (season premiers of TV shows, celebrity deaths, political action), Twitter crashes. Can be used sarcastically.

The same-day death of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett managed to crash Twitter all damn day.

(sarcastically) Well, Dave, you're good in bed, but it's not like you're gonna crash Twitter or anything.

by berthablue August 11, 2009

plane crash

A catastrophic event where an airplane collides with an object, the ground, or the ocean. In contrast to a car crash, more likely than not all persons on board are dead due to the extraordinary-high magnitude of impact.

Such examples included the break-up of TWA Flight 800, the disappearance of Air France Flight 447 and ValuJet Flight 592.

It's hard to imagine that airplanes are actually the safest form of travel. The thing is, in a plane crash - everyone dies. At least in a car crash there are different levels of injury, possibly but not likely death.

by NWeiner December 31, 2011

Crashed to Browser

A standard feature of the Battlefield 3 game from DICE and EA. Involves the game spontaneously crashing to the Battlelog browser page for no reason at all.

"My game on the TeaBaggers United server just Crashed to Browser. Damn you EA/DICE!"

by droopie October 2, 2011

Christmas Crash

The act of falling asleep abruptly (crashing) on the day of Christmas, usually in the evening. This may be due to a variety of reasons, namely: over eating at the family dinner, drinking excessive amounts of alcohol, exhaustion from dealing with family, staying up late on Christmas Eve and waking up early on Christmas (excitement), or just to buy yourself some me time away from the family. The Christmas Crash usually occurs between 8 and 12 hours after waking up on Christmas morning. The slumber may carry over into the night's sleep, causing you to have a disturbed sleeping schedule for a few days.

I think I suffered the Christmas Crash last Christmas...there are pictures of me sleeping on the couch with my stocking in hand while everyone else enjoyed their Christmas.

by christmas crash December 7, 2012