Hand Cranker

a person, generally male, of high self importance, who is essentialy just a tosser

did you see the onstage antics of the singer in that band? what a fucking hand cranker!

by philth_daddy2000 April 4, 2009

cranberry cock machine

a beat ass hindu gangsta

'OKie, hurrd up en buy!'

by Shibizzle August 24, 2004

Sprite cranberry

A drink that no one likes

Wanna sprite cranberry

by qaswedrf December 13, 2018

cranberry dog

loudspeaker

yar

by nein July 17, 2003

Cranberry Dragon

Def: A sexual act involving painful anal sex that usually ends with blood leaking from the anus of the penetrated partner.

"Last night I gave my girl a Cranberry Dragon and she's still not walking right today."

by ELRooo February 5, 2010

Cranberry Itch

Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.

Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch!

George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it.

Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast!

Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there.

Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?

by Dusty's Baby Powder November 5, 2010

chandera

A handsome looking dude who lived in a house full of cocks and a pussy. Has a snake in his pants. Indian Guy. Plays guitar and drums.

I wish I could live with Chandera.

by Spritzerzzzz May 15, 2014