crank the cradle

Jerk off/masturbate. Just for guys
The correct definition for women is Wiggle the jiggle

Duude, I just saw Lindsey walk by. I seriously gotta get home and crank the cradle

by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019

Newton's cradle

When 5 or more men hang from ropes and swing back and forth ramming into eachother causing anal penetration. They continue to swing back and forth forever, like a newton's cradle

Bro, you should've seen the drag show yesterday. They did a newton's cradle in that bitch

by Lildiccilo April 7, 2023

cradle of filth

Cradle is the best! they will show all you pretenders out their what black metal is really about

It's a like Marilyn Manson times ten

by Jay July 25, 2003

cradle of filth

The act of letting all deposits made into the toilet accumulate due to lack of money to pay utilitly bills. Can be for one day or more. Most cradle of filths last for one week before desposed of.

To save money on the utility bills, they have a cradle of filth for a week every month.

by GO__IRISH May 27, 2011

Newton's Cradle

During the act of two men penetrating a single orifice of another person, their testicles collide causing a swinging effect similar to that of newton's cradle, the device used to display preservation of energy.

James: "Adam, you fancy doing a Newton's Cradle on Wendy?"
Adam: "Nah, me and Pete did that and my balls ache."
Pete: "Awww yuh."

by Wangrom July 13, 2010

Cradle Of Filth

Despite that many people deny this, Cradle Of Filth IS a black metal band. Black metal is a kind of metal that consists of concentrated tremolo picking, and inhumane screaming for vocals and black metal is very atmospheric. Cradle Of Filth parallels to the definition to black metal, just because they have gone mainstream, doesn't mean that they're fake black metal.

Recommended songs:
Cruelty brought Three Orchids
Lustmord & Wargasm
Her Ghost In The Fog

by Karth February 3, 2005

craddock

A strange being. The male variety usually has fascist tendencies with a communist background, yet still retains a deep love for all things aryan. The Craddock usually attracts limes and other citrus fruits to their general face area and their ultimate purpose in life is to strive to buy shoes for their Savage associates. They also like cars an unhealthy amount.

Is that someone stealing my car? Must be a Craddock.

by savageee February 9, 2008