courtesy junky

Someone who is very insistent upon being courteous, to the point where it is aggravating and at times inconvenient to the recipient, such as holding the door open for you even though your still several feet away, causing you to start a slow jog to the door to show good manners, though it made the process more difficult and awkward for you.

Friend 1: yea man ill be there in 15 minutes, I'm stuck at this stop sign behind this fuckin courtesy junky

Friend 2: why don't you just pass them in the left lane?

Friend 1: cmon bro, that's impolite

Friend 2: dude, your fuckin courtesy junky!

by fjm1990 September 25, 2013

courtesy bowl

A bowl of marijuana packed and smoked with another as a form of thank you, or courtesy. Practiced amongst stoners who were brought up properly and thus have good manners.

Stoner 1: Thanks for the ride home man! Here I packed you a courtesy bowl, would you like to take the first hit?
Stoner 2: Why thank you I think I will!

by redhots9771 December 31, 2011

Courtesy Card

A verb, usually used in the past tense, describing the behavior of waitstaff validating identification for the purpose of age verification before serving alcohol.

This variation of the standard "carding" procedure is used when an overly polite waiter or waitress asks for the identification of a possibly underage patron, then subsequently requests identification from a patron clearly over the legal drinking age.

Waiter (to young looking female patron): "Miss, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Waiter (to female patron's obviously older male companion): "Sir, may I see your ID? Thank you."
Male Patron (to Female Patron): I just got courtesy carded.

by Dealer Dave March 14, 2011

courtesy ash

The ashing of a cigarette/joint before passing to the next user

You need to courtesy ash that cigarette before you pass it to me!

by SammnRich March 25, 2011

Courtesy Flush

When a woman douches in-between hookups at a social gathering.

Person one: Dude I heard you got sloppy seconds.
Person two: Nah bro she did a courtesy flush before we did it.

by jay-z October 3, 2012

Courtesy flush

flushing the toilet more than once to disguise any bad odors

Wow, John was just in the restroom dropping the kids at the pool...too bad he didn't do a courtesy flush!

by Carrie031 July 13, 2009

Courtesy Clap

The act of awarding someone with a single clap to recognize that they have just said a bad joke.

BadJokeTeller: "Hey guys, (-- bad joke here --)."

Audience: (silence and awkward looks)

Bystander: "Courtesy Clap" (clap)

by DrySimmo September 1, 2009