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Courtesy Lay

When a gentleman has sex with a women out of politeness. See pity fuck.
I'd do her, but more as a courtesy lay.
by Darky711 August 10, 2016
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Courtesy telephone

A courtesy telephone is a telephone located in airport terminals, large train stations, hotel lobbies, and other places where many travellers are expected, which is used to relay messages to a specific person.

It is typically used in connection with a public address system announcement of the style "Jane Doe, please pick up the nearest white courtesy telephone." Courtesy telephones may have a distinctive color, which is traditionally white in US airports,1 and most have no dialing capabilities but rather are simple ringdown stations to reach an operator or other fixed number. Some double as emergency telephones, having buttons by which a user can distinguish between emergency use and inquiry.

Customers can use a courtesy phone to seek information, such as where to find further transport or a person trying to meet them. Some courtesy phones provide a direct line to a number of advertised businesses, such as motels or taxis. They may be located near baggage claim, ticketing areas, and security checkpoints.

Other telephones in public or semi-public places which may be used to make outside calls are also sometimes called "courtesy telephones".
Please visit the nearest white courtesy telephone, I need your help!
by Xc3T2 January 17, 2015
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courtesy lift

for women/those who sit to pee When you know your man is about to urinate in the toilet while standing right after you are done, so you lift the toilet seat as he enters the bathroom.
When you know your man is about to urinate in the toilet while standing right after you are done, you courtesy lift the toilet seat as he enters the bathroom.
by den mother November 8, 2013
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courtesy erection

A selfless occurrence of sexual arousal obtained by a man to facilitate sexual acts completely for a woman's pleasure rather than sleeping through the afternoon or grooming his mustache.
In lieu of cleaning the sawdust from my mustache I achieved a courtesy erection to do her and her dishes.
by daninater April 17, 2015
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Courtesy Flush

When a woman douches in-between hookups at a social gathering.
Person one: Dude I heard you got sloppy seconds.
Person two: Nah bro she did a courtesy flush before we did it.
by jay-z October 3, 2012
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Courtesy flush

flushing the toilet more than once to disguise any bad odors
Wow, John was just in the restroom dropping the kids at the pool...too bad he didn't do a courtesy flush!
by Carrie031 July 13, 2009
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Courtesy Clap

The act of awarding someone with a single clap to recognize that they have just said a bad joke.
BadJokeTeller: "Hey guys, (-- bad joke here --)."

Audience: (silence and awkward looks)

Bystander: "Courtesy Clap" (clap)
by DrySimmo September 1, 2009
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