To scrounge for coins, pens, or or other small objects typically found under the cushions and/or inside the gaps of a couch or chair.
JOHN: Hey Pete, you gotta extra fifty cents for a small pizza?
PETE: I think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.
PETE: I think so, lemme just lift a cushion here and do a little couch mining for change.
by Mr Tango Jones February 2, 2010
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Jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the fuck couch.. Let me know if ya need some help yo
by FarOutWords November 22, 2010
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Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
by hotgochu February 3, 2019
Get the couch face mug.A raise in your pay that equates to change that can be found in ones couch. Often this change comes from your own pockets or guests who sit down on your couch.
"Hey, I heard you got a 3% raise, congrats!"
"Fuck that, it's a couch raise."
"Couch raise?"
"It's $5 more on every paycheque, I can find more than that between the cushions of my fucking couch every two weeks"
"Fuck that, it's a couch raise."
"Couch raise?"
"It's $5 more on every paycheque, I can find more than that between the cushions of my fucking couch every two weeks"
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