Cord-nevers

One who is not, and would not countenance being, attached by cord to any electronic device. Strictly wireless as a matter of principle.

Cord-nevers look down on cord-cutters, who look down on landliners, who look down on TV-setters, who look down on AOL-addressees like me.

by Mariah Lifer April 23, 2018

The Cord

Short for Discord. Usually used by incels and lifeless virgins.

¨I saw you talking shit on the cord the other day¨
¨Fuck you bro¨

by Makarovfal May 21, 2020

Death Cord

A Death Cord (also known as a "Jesus Cord") is a type of cord that is home made that cand and will kill you. It is made when you combine something like a 3.5mm audio jack with a mains plug. (Please do not try this every, it can and will kill you!)

Mark: Yo dude! I made something! Come look!
John: Sure.
Mark: Behold!
John: What the fuck is wrong with you Mark?! Why the hell would you make a Death Cord?!
Mark: I was bored lol.

by xX420MCplayerXx July 6, 2023

cord-caver

The opposite of a cord-cutter. Someone who realizes that they are spending too much money on streaming subscriptions and goes back to cable or satellite TV.

Looks like Leo just became a cord-caver because he went back to cable TV.

by Mikemaan May 19, 2022

bill uncle cord

that crap that is attached to a babies belly button on birth

Doctor: would u like to cut the aux bill uncle cord?
me: cut that shit already

by d0nj June 15, 2022

Ejector Cord

The cord hanging out from anal beads, especially if pulled too vigorously.

"Man, that was some scream coming from your room last night. What did you do to her?"

"Yeah. I yanked a little too hard on the ejector cord. She jumped so high I thought she was going to take the roof out like a cockpit canopy."

by walkin-dead November 24, 2011

Cord Boy

A respectful term among Custodians, for the person who has to go across the slippery wax stripper to plug the stripping machine into another socket.

Hey, Cord Boy, plug the cord into the socket over there.

by MR. Cleaner May 18, 2015