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cookies

Your mother wishes that she had made cookies that night instead of you.
by just another zemmiphobic January 7, 2010
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Cookie

1) a way to bribe people on forums and chats(watch the example)

2) the thing that santa steals from your house(also with milk)

3) a tasty baked snack that has alot of tastes and shapes

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1)A Dart Vader: "JOIN THE DARK SIDE!!! we have cookies"
1)B Judge Trudy: "if u will tell you killed her, ill give you a cookie!"

2)President Bush: "DAD!!! SANTA STOLE THE COOKIES I LEFT!!! TIME TO START A WAR AGAINST THE NORTH POLE!!!" (no offensing to bush, he isnt a mean person, here george, take a cookie :-) )

3) Advertiser guy: its nice, its tasty, its smiley, its OREO'S!
by AlonFrancis December 25, 2008
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cookies!

something pimps say, to say 'cookies' instead of coolies usually in txt msging
guy1: i just totally brushed my teeth!

guy2: Cookies! imma brush mine now then!

guy1: Cookies.
by pbimpette December 8, 2009
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Cookies

a term used to defuse a situation otherwise thought critical.
to express the state of something as: chilling, all good, taken care of, dealt with, not a problem.
in other words: "every little thing is going to be alright"
Dog: yo dude whats good with that test? you clean?
Dude: Psh, don't even trip, its cookies. ain't no herple-burples on me dog.
by Mr. Papa Smurf March 7, 2010
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cookies

cookies are these lil thing u eat that are sooo good!! would yall say oreos are cookies?? if so they're the BEST!! mmm GOOD!!! lol yall want sum of my cookies lol!!
OMG these cookies are sooo good!!
by Maegan April 10, 2005
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Cookie

A vagina duh.............................
by Adorkable Caity May 16, 2007
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cookies

a word used after someone has been completely humiliated.
person1:if i wanted you to talk, i would have jiggled my zipper

person2:......

bystander: COOOOKIES!!
by mcnasty February 6, 2004
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