Conversational Jesus

A person with the ability to turn a conversation about water into a conversation about wine.

A: After my work-out i was really thirsty, i would have killed for some water.
B: Then why didn't you just un-cork a good bottle?
A: Un-cork? .... are you talking about wine again?
B: Of course, what else?
A: Man, you'r a true Conversational Jesus!..

by Darkwing Warming April 01, 2011

conversational onanist

A term for a person who talks to themself.

My husband has told me on numerous occasions that I am a most talented and prodigious conversational onanist.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020

conversational graffitti

When somebody writes a response to graffitti that is already on restroom wall

I used the restroom at a truckstop and somebody had written on the inside of the stall "Bush's head is so far up his ass that his sphinctor is wrapped around his neck and is cutting off oxygen to his brain". Underneath that I wrote "what brain?". This is an example of conversational graffitti.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

conversation jailer

One who won't stop talking, typically in a social scene. The type of person you make up an excuse to get away from.

Sorry I wasn't back earlier, but that conversation jailer Eddie wouldn't shut the fuck up.

by Drparty November 09, 2006

Conversion Kit

The act of changing ones sexual preferance. Typically from female on female to female on male.

Michelle was given a conversion kit by shane, which put julie out of a job and relationship...

by s._w._ March 30, 2009

conversation kill

A phrase or word, usually during texts or IM like "oh Haha" or "hm" that offers nothing and is hard to follow
sometimes out of disinterest, or wanting to other person to shut up

Guy 1: man that movie was awesome
Guy 2: hm
Guy 1: great conversation kill, asshole

by FrankyHouse March 30, 2011

Conversation Pirate

Someone who is always taking over a conversation that they were not originally part of. The person is within earshot when you start a conversation, then as the conversation is commencing, the third party loudly interjects a comment designed to derail the conversation so that all attention is then upon them. Usually they follow this up with even louder and more outrageous jibberish.

Frank: So, Chuck what did you do this weekend?
Chuck: Saturday night was awesome, I banged two chicks at once!
Curt, sitting just within listening distance, prepares to board the conversation just like a pirate boarding and looting a ship on the open seas, yells: I banged twelve chicks once!
Curt: But I got syphilis....
Curt: I gave it to Hank last night.
Frank: Curt is such a Conversation Pirate!
Conversation dies.

by Excnn March 10, 2011