Conhumdrum

A tune or song you can't quit humming, whistling or get out of your head. A neologism starting with the word, "conundrum", adding hum in the middle, and incidentally containing the word, "humdrum", which describes the monotony of the tune's incessant repetition.

When I left the musical, I had the title song stuck in my head, repeatedly humming it until the conhumdrum drove me batty.

by Afortunateone January 17, 2015

conod

when a news anchor nods while a coanchor is speaking

The weather channel babe conods too much while Jim is speaking.

by bandit74 March 16, 2016

conch signal

when you fart in a toilet bowl and it signals war

man, i just conch signaled and we took back the holy land

by HelloDanknessMyOldFriend May 17, 2017

conchubrine

A seashell that you secretly retain "on the side" to listen to the "sound of the salty surf" by holding the shell up to your ear during periods when you are unable to actually visit the seashore in person.

With the innumerable multitudes of bathers who visit the seashore, I don't think that Lady Ocean will be heartbroken or even actually notice my absence if I occasionally stay home with my conchubrine instead of loyally strolling her sandy shores each and every day.

by QuacksO May 19, 2018

Conche

a pet name from a loved one to another. it means she’ll. As in, the person is saying he/she found you and you are one of a kind special.

“you’re my conche”

by shawtyfrmtx October 17, 2019

Conehead

Someone who smokes a lot of weed and is regularly high can also pull the biggest cones.

Person 1: Hey Look its conehead
Person 2: Oh yes
Conehead: (ripping a cone from his bong)

by Hendo The Bendo May 5, 2020

cocohoney

A pembroke welsh corgi wannabe; not a pure blood but a mestizo mud blood disobedient and disrespectful that deserves to be homeless.

Your dog is not a corgi, it’s just a cocohoney

by Psychoth December 20, 2020