by CathayJule April 7, 2021
Get the Connecticut Disastermug. is a small town located in the middle of nowhere, and is likely a boring town, for you would; jump off bridges into a pond; walk on the trials; walk to the general store (expensive for a little convince store); go to the park; sleep till noon because you know there isn't anything to do...so why not sleep in.
Person 1: What are you doing today?
Person 2: Nothing.
Person 1: Oh yeah! We live in Sterling, Connecticut. -_-
Person 2: Nothing.
Person 1: Oh yeah! We live in Sterling, Connecticut. -_-
by ashmagash143 August 6, 2011
Get the Sterling, Connecticutmug. When a man uses a colostomy bag during sexual intercourse. The act involves the man dipping his penis repeatedly into the bag after each stroke, and doing so until the contents of the bag are depleted.
Adam: Hey, remember when I did the Connecticut Colostomy with your mum?
Jack: Shut up, I did a California Mudslide with yours!
Jack: Shut up, I did a California Mudslide with yours!
by ClarenceButtigieg November 23, 2021
Get the Connecticut Colostomymug. Connecticut is an area in the Northeast region of the United States. It is south of Massachusetts, east of Rhode Island, and west of New York. It is about half the size of Massachusetts.
Connecticut is a massive set of highways between New York City and Boston. The whole region is essentially a supersized ghetto, but avoid entering the area even if you are driving, and do not stop for ANYTHING unless absolutely necessary. The north isn't terrible, but it's still best to stay away, but the south is scarier than the Carribean sometimes. In southern Connecticut (particularly the cities Bridgeport and New Haven), expect to be met with pickpocketers, guns, shoplifters, and occasionally arsonists left and right. Things get especially bad in the summer when New Jersey residents come to visit, which doesn't need an explanation.
As previously stated the north isn't nearly as awful, but you aren't safe from an excessive number of rednecks, bimbos, and Karens. The pickpocketers still exist.
Connecticut is a massive set of highways between New York City and Boston. The whole region is essentially a supersized ghetto, but avoid entering the area even if you are driving, and do not stop for ANYTHING unless absolutely necessary. The north isn't terrible, but it's still best to stay away, but the south is scarier than the Carribean sometimes. In southern Connecticut (particularly the cities Bridgeport and New Haven), expect to be met with pickpocketers, guns, shoplifters, and occasionally arsonists left and right. Things get especially bad in the summer when New Jersey residents come to visit, which doesn't need an explanation.
As previously stated the north isn't nearly as awful, but you aren't safe from an excessive number of rednecks, bimbos, and Karens. The pickpocketers still exist.
Miles: Why Springfield? Just go down to Connecticut, it's so much faster.
Connor: Hell no, I'm not finna get this car lit on fire when we drive through Bridgeport.
Connor: Hell no, I'm not finna get this car lit on fire when we drive through Bridgeport.
by maja08 February 5, 2023
Get the Connecticutmug. Two biological men that grab each other’s penis upon approach and give a penis shake. An act of greeting one another taking the place of a traditional handshake
by Optix13 December 21, 2023
Get the Connecticut handshakemug. by Jenkempoop November 5, 2019
Get the Connecticut Squeezermug. If Heroin had a white baby with alcoholism and stayed tightest - they would raise that kid in Plainville Connecticut and that kid would be valedictorian of the high school because the parents stayed together.
I was going to drive through Plainville Connecticut today but I didn’t want to get robbed at gunpoint. I have 30 cents in my ash tray and that would buy the biggest house in town.
by Jimmysmuts33 March 29, 2022
Get the Plainville Connecticutmug.