Confuckeried

When you become confused by your own fuckery

I woke up late thinking it was Friday so I’ve been confuckeried all day.

by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025

Comcuck

A person who gets a sexual thrill from reading/ hearing their s/o flirt or get filtered with online.

You see Adam is being comcucked by his girl, he's totally there for it.

by Meat master September 22, 2025

confuckled

when you are confused and puzzled to an extent that you are fucked beyond comprehension. often used in describing a really, REALLY bad situation in which impending doom is likely.

"Dude, I can't understand a single thing in this calc textbook and my exam is in an hour. I'm confuckled."

by stevethecreator October 7, 2025

Confuckulations

The inverse of Congratulations. A situation where someone fucked up so bad. That you feel the need to congratulate them.

Your construction team is sent out to lay the foundation for a home. But when they arrive at the address there is already a home there. Your team assumes they weren't told to do a tear down first. So they treat down the home only to find out during the check-in call. That they have the wrong address.

Confuckulations boys, you've surpassed yourselves!

by OXDXO November 6, 2025

Coincucked

When you fall for another crypto scam (i.e., when you are the exit liquidity).

"Yo I just coincucked last night on another Murad pick" -Me
"SPX to the moon by March source: trust me bro" -Murad

by daLoke December 13, 2025

Self confucktious

Feeling undue awareness of oneself, realizing you are being self conscious, saying "fuck it" to being embarrassed or uncomfortable, owning it and growing confidence in the process.

No one cares what you look like, stop being self confucktious right now!

by Self confucktious January 22, 2021