concert back

The pain you get in your lower back from standing at a concert or gig for more than an hour. Only seems to affect those aged 30 or older.

I'm glad the gig didn't go on much longer as I had the worst concert back and really needed to sit down.

by S. Wednesday January 22, 2009

Concert Blast

The act of mercilessly finger blasting random slimes at electric raves or epic dubstep concerts.

Adam: "3-2-1----concert blast off!!"
Andrew "yeah!!!"

by Slampierce July 6, 2011

Concert Spy

A person who must have a birds-eye view of a concert (usually classical) in order to really experience what is being played.

Carl is a concert spy, he will take you and his seats are in the perfect place.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

concert hopper

A fake fan or any person who goes to any concert that comes to town. Takes away the joy to the ones that have been there since day 1.

Bella is a concert hopper

by Love.you.too November 30, 2015

Cancern

A concern about a person or situation that is deemed to be cancerous.

Bro 1: I mean I guess we should've expected her to blame us for everything that happened at the party last Saturday night.
Bro 2: Yeah man, I guess her constant snitching wasn't really a cancern at the time...

by basedyoba November 15, 2017

Concert

A Ghanaian term that is usually exclaimed to express disdain or contempt at an incident, or action done by a person which is a complete display of foolishness, nonsense, or utter mediocrity or doing something very embarrassing, or lacking any sense of acumen. A clown!!

Imagine just randomly having a concert in the midst of random people, jumping an singing to an unwarranted or inobservation. Yes, that don't make no sense!!!

This word means the object of the word is a comedian—in a bad way.

Someone who makes people laugh by being so foolish in life or making very foolish decisions or not being so bright. A clown!!

It is used similary to exclaiming, nonsense!!! Or clown !!! 🤡

Student: "forgets to bring a pen and a calculator to the examination hall"
Teacher: Concert!!! How could you forget!!!

Can also be used in Ghanaian pidgin English as a noun.

Eg.

Kwasi: hey kwame, you dey remember Kevin?

Kwame: that concert!!! Yes, i do. He mana lef school in accra a night before our exam to get laid all the way way in Tamale. Eventually he couldn't make it back in time to write his exam.
Kwasi: 😂 hahaha, he no get sense!!!

by Mandalorian1 December 21, 2020

concert-camo

Wearing all black. Perfect camouflage for any metal occasion.

I hope we don’t wear matching outfits you brat! Well, I’ll be wearing concert-camo.

by Bili Vëgas September 11, 2021