Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015
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Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?
by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018
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Me: *just got home. Sees bag of chips on counter . Checks if anyone are home.*
God: This is your chance.
Me: This is a commitment.
God: This is your chance.
Me: This is a commitment.
by BadAssBitchMaria July 22, 2018
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Verb,
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Taking a break from a fact-finding session for a drink, then going back to exploiting Victims of sexual violence for your personal political gain with complete disregard for the truth.
Verb,
Co Mit tea (phonetics)
Taking a break from a fact-finding session for a drink, then going back to exploiting Victims of sexual violence for your personal political gain with complete disregard for the truth.
Yo lets pull a committea on this bitch. "weren't they the victim of a sexual crime?" who cares about this used truck stop we gotta make our sponsors happy or we won't make quota for midterm elections, lets hit the Starbucks for pumpkin spice.
by Politihate September 29, 2018
Get the Committea mug.You know the cat and mouse game of people trying to decide on when and where to meet, yet wont make any commitments to specifics unless you throw out a time. Yet you know if you do they're going to just say they aren't available but maybe later.
Rhymes with Adam: Is anyone planning on being around tomorrow?
Dr. Orpheus: let's say yes. if there's not normal activity i can come in. was planning to at some point
Smartass Bear: What time of day are we talking about?
Rhymes with Adam: What time are you available?
Smartass Bear: Magic 8 ball says I'm not waking up before noon. So 4pm and on maybe.
....crickets
So that's what Commitment Chicken is...
Dr. Orpheus: let's say yes. if there's not normal activity i can come in. was planning to at some point
Smartass Bear: What time of day are we talking about?
Rhymes with Adam: What time are you available?
Smartass Bear: Magic 8 ball says I'm not waking up before noon. So 4pm and on maybe.
....crickets
So that's what Commitment Chicken is...
by Smartass Bear May 1, 2020
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