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Coffining

Punishing someone who refuses to wear a mask by making them lie in an open coffin, or forcing them to dig graves for Covid-19 victims, if they refuse to pay a fine or to do community service, such as cleaning public toilets and acting as a scarecrow under the hot sun for hours.
Some couples, who aren’t scared of coffining, are deliberately not wearing a face mask, so that they’d have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get intimate inside a fake coffin.
by Fasters September 15, 2020
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TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley)

A wholesome video game about two siblings stuck in a flat in a pandemic.

Has zero incest, cannibalism, rituals, patricide, matricide, demons, or clairvoyance at all.
Person 1: TCOAAL (The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley) is the best video game

Person 2: I'm scared
by Haru-Official December 27, 2023
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Coffin Cafe

Looking for the old chat room? Search for the group on facebook
Ness: remember Coffin Cafe?
Apryl: I miss it...
by Thea Apryl March 18, 2022
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Coffin Chaser

someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.
As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !
by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023
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Coffin body

When you get so baked so can't move at all, you may have to lay on the floor.
Can you make me a cup of tea?
No I can't move, I have coffin body.
by monkeynuts94 April 6, 2015
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nail in the coffin

A phrase popularized by Eminem in his 2003 diss-track dedicated to ending Ray Benzino's career, it means to seal one's demise.
The first recorded use of this phrase was in 1792, when Pindar, also known as John Wolcot, stated “Care to our coffin adds a nail, no doubt.”
Guy 1: Did you hear about Ray Benzino?
Guy 2: Literally who?
Guy 3: I've heard about him. He was this old guy peak Eminem absolutely assassinated in his hit diss-track "Nail in the Coffin" and another diss-track "The Sauce"
by faxlord November 15, 2022
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coffin dancing

Tempting fate most likely inviting disastrous consequences.
That boi trying to step to me? This MF straight Coffin Dancing.
by Granny Apple 33 January 22, 2021
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