Vagina coffin

When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.

Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night

by uandus February 2, 2020

coffin dancer

one of the very few to dance with a coffin, very rare and badass

that coffin dancer is dancing fucking good

by Dylated April 29, 2020

Coffin Dance Paradox

When a pallbearer from Ghana plays coffin dance on their ipod, and then they go insane. They contract coffin 19, and then become hypnotized.

P.S. There is no paradox. It just sounds better when you put paradox at the end. OMEGALUL

Bro, remember that guy who suffered with that coffin dance paradox stuff?

by CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULA July 9, 2020

Coffining

Punishing someone who refuses to wear a mask by making them lie in an open coffin, or forcing them to dig graves for Covid-19 victims, if they refuse to pay a fine or to do community service, such as cleaning public toilets and acting as a scarecrow under the hot sun for hours.

Some couples, who aren’t scared of coffining, are deliberately not wearing a face mask, so that they’d have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get intimate inside a fake coffin.

by Fasters September 15, 2020

Coffin Surfer

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.

Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.

Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!

See also Silver Troll coffin surfer

by Governator77 August 28, 2012

Sell a coffin to a dead man

Very good at negotiating, smooth talker, above average persuasive skills. Coined by Candice on Big Brother 15

I don't really wanna by these girl scout cookies, but man, that girl could sell a coffin to a dead man!

by AugustG September 7, 2013

Trevor Coffin

A marine recruiter that hails from Maine and resides in Ohio and loathes California. Loves dogs and hates people. Is a nerd despite frequent protest. Has a girlfriend who he cares deeply for yet denies he has a girlfriend. He loves Star Wars to the intensity of a 14 year old boy and has absolutely no shame. He has an unflattering hair cut that isn’t his fault but still doesn’t fit his face but he proudly wears it and doesn’t let it taint his confidence. He is a great friend and a good man he will stay with you through your ups and downs and comfort you, then when the time is right he will call you names. Though he insults you, you know he cares. He is discreet to a fault but will let you know when you fuck up due to not listening to his advice. He is always right and is definitely, without a doubt Batman.

“Hey I saw this guy yesterday and he gave me some advice”
“Well was he right?”
“Of course he was right! He’s Trevor Coffin, he’s always right!”

by The Magic Skool Bus Drop Out January 16, 2023