(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.
2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!
guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!
guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
by wowthathappenedatumd May 07, 2010
The act of intentionaly cock blocking some one with a group of at least four people. Usually the atom bomb of cock blocking, and sometimes has long lasting effects.
Jeff: You totally cock blocked me last night.
John: It was an accident.
Jeff: Accident! You ran out yelling cock block party with five other guys.
John: It was an accident.
Jeff: Accident! You ran out yelling cock block party with five other guys.
by Bestevaa October 27, 2010
Moy: I was trying to hit on Sidney but, yall cock blocked.
Campbell: Sorry but it was funny cock block party.
Campbell: Sorry but it was funny cock block party.
by Hotstuffluis December 31, 2010
1) Lisa's ugly friend CBC'd me last night at the club.
2) John straight up pulled a cock block combo on Tim at the bar.
2) John straight up pulled a cock block combo on Tim at the bar.
by vee October 09, 2010
by Loke E. Coyote August 23, 2013
a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.
Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.
by jbnewengland June 13, 2010
"Dude, I got mom cock blocked. I was just about to bang that chick but then my mom came in and made the slut go home."
by wiseguy009 November 16, 2009