Cum Cobbler

An insult saying some one enjoys devouring seminal fluids.

Last night, i heard sounds of a man calling Donovan a cum cobbler.

by Supreme.Bape__ October 26, 2016

squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man in a costume sits on a pie and wiggles around in it

Dan: What kind of pie do squat cobblers use?
Jimmy: I don't know. Peach, banana cream, not really my area of expertise.

by PatrickMcElephant August 30, 2016

Cock Cobbler

Someone who cobbles a cock like it’s a fresh pan of cobbler

“Did you see how many cocks that guy had last week?”

“Yeah, he’s such a cock cobbler.”

by Jennyooh October 25, 2025

Peach Cobbler

A very nice, plump, shapely booty, smeared with Whip Cream.

My wife is serving me some Peach Cobbler tonight, better pick some Whipped Cream up tonight!

by SiggyFresh December 5, 2021

squat cobbler

Fetish. A squat cobbler is a person who sits in pie in order to sexually arouse a partner. Often, a squat cobbler will wear a costume and/or cry while performing the fetish. See also: Full Moon Pie, Boston Crème Splat.

Roger enjoyed treating his partner with increasingly elaborate squat cobbler performances, but unfortunately his dwindling budget for premium pies and laundry fees put a damper on the fun.

by w. munny August 20, 2016

squat cobbler

When a fully clothed man sits in a type of pie, the squatter also usually produces tears while performing the squats.

She has a squat cobbler fetish.

by JoeSmith94 September 3, 2016

Peach Cobbler

A woman with a saggy ass, typically with a magnitude of cellulite around her thighs.

“My god Jos, look at that peach cobbler that Becky got!”

by massivejohnson1738 August 31, 2023