corn on the cob

Genital warts, esp. on a man's equipment.

Not to be confused with the food of the same name.

1 - "I wouldnt fool around with that guy. Turns out he's got some wicked corn on the cob."

2 - "Oh, you mean he can cook?"

1 - "No."

2 - "Oooooh.....eww...."

by chr February 25, 2007

corny cob

adj.
uncool or out of date
Plural. corny cobbs

Allen-Ginny's blouse is Soo very corny cob.
George- Yes I believe it is quite corny cob.

by Dorgen April 20, 2006

corn cob

corn cobb (v.) to finger a girl's sausage coozie as well as her throat at the same time, sticking something into both ends as one would with corn holders into a cob of corn

"to corn cob a bitch" or "i gave her the ole corn cob"

by tpain2 April 16, 2010

corn cobbing

a slangy outdated way of saying "anal sex"

we were corn cobbing all night, until his ftaher caught us and chased me out with a shotgun.

by minghi April 27, 2003

Corn cob

A largely unpleasant person, usually male. A substitute for the word "faggot" that you can use to avoid sounding homophobic

Ex 1:

Person 1: Dude, Rocco is such a faggot!
Person 2: Hey, don't say faggot. That's rude. But I'll agree, Rocco is a total corn cob!
Person 1: Um yeah...

Ex 2:

Girl: Look, Mike just posted a picture of himself without a shirt on Facebook. What a corn cob.
Boy: Word. He's the biggest corn cob I know.

by jasmine tee August 16, 2010

corn cob

1. someone who walks around with a corn cob shoved in his/her ass-litterly or metaphorically.

"man rook is such a corn cob"

by slimer james November 04, 2009

Porn on the Cob

Sexually transmitted disease where small pus-filled sacs start growing around your penis in organized rows, making it look like corn on the cob.

Bitches be chewin on my dick like its porn on the cob

by zRexxz June 25, 2018