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Poop coat

Steve, you have a poop coat going there
by Nick97747473 February 22, 2018
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Chocolate Coated

This refers to an object of value or utility that has been generously smeared with fresh feces, especially as an act of revenge.
Philo: "Oh, man - some poor asshole woke up the whole campsite this morning,... he was crying out, 'Aw FUCK! Oh, NO! I don't believe it! FUCK, no!' ...It turned out someone had chocolate coated every inch of the outside of his tent."

Phineas: "Whoa, and you're not actually talking about chocolate, are you... ...that's some harshly fucked up shit!"

Philo: "Exactly! I don't ever want to meet whoever it was he pissed off."
by QuietReflection October 19, 2010
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Alfie Coates

Alfie Coates is a person which moisturises his parents arse holes and then listens to them orgasm.
I have friend called Alfie Coates, how grim!
by BigDickyyRickyy September 10, 2021
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fred coates

one of the biggest bitches i know wants to punch a kid called chinky sim at our next party but really he is a fat slut who is a massive pusy hole and cantr do jack shit
by u r a mut July 19, 2019
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Stevia coating

Whereas sugar coating involves omitting or downplaying information to make it more palatable, stevia coating is purely additive, preserving all of the original detail, but serving it alongside more pleasant, funny, or comforting information.

Example:

True statement: "She didn't call back because you freaked her out with all the muppet-themed foreplay."

Sugar coated statement: "She might feel awkward because you came on a little strong."

Stevia coated statement: "You have a good heart, and a charming personality, but when you try to bring in Muppet stuff so soon, it leaves them with a weird impression. If you hold off on that until they know you really well, girls will be swarming you in no time."
"I usually stevia coat bad news"

"My family never sugar coats anything, but for us, stevia coating is a time-honored tradition."
by Cato the Lesser December 2, 2020
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coat hanger

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies
omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger
by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022
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sugar coated

the act of cumming on a girls body
by SILENTONE805 February 8, 2008
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