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CNA

An area in the northern hemisphere where you can feel so free and disregard its liberal views. Many would say there isn't a better place on earth.
The CNA is the place to be!
CNA all the way!
by P. Mom™ January 15, 2009
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CNA

CNA is short for a Certified Nursing Assistant. These poor employees are typically the hospitals bitch. They are responsible for doing all of the petty and annoying tasks that the real medical professionals don't have time for. They are usually single moms and douchebag guys that failed out of nursing school or aren't smart enough to get into an advanced medical program. Qualifications are as follows: (Girls) At least two kids from separate daddy's, a neck or wrist tattoo (bonus points for both), and a nose ring. (Guys) Fake diamond earring, non-existent girlfriend, a bad tribal tattoo that your homeboy did in his garage. You must be a smoker and have an unreliable car that you will use as an excuse for multiple call-outs. Lastly, you must have a sense of entitlement toward your job. In other words, you must have the attitude that your job is actually important. We all know its not, but if you think it is then that's all that matters.
Patient: "Hey, can you get me some graham crackers? And after that, I need you to clean me up. I just took a major shit all over the bed."

Nurse: "Hold on, I'll get the CNA."
by Raz_eek July 30, 2013
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cntm

This stands for Canada's Next Top Model, an offshoot of America's Next Top Model, and is a competition in which aspiring models take part in various challenges and photoshoots, to determine who will become the winner and will win prizes such as a modelling contract. Canadian actress and model Tricia Helfer hosted Cycle 1, with Jay Manual (the art director from America's Next Top Model) becoming the host of Cycle 2.
"CNTM has a decidedly higher quality of contestant to that of its American counterpart"
by flyflyplasss March 15, 2008
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CNLA

Acronym. Stands for Cornish National Liberation Army. Also known as the Cornish Republican Army (CRA).

A terrorist organisation that is against anything 'English'. Their purpose is to make Cornwall, a county of England, its own recognised country. Supposedly has received training from the Provisional IRA.

Claim to have around thirty members, although some people believe they consist of just a mad professor, two skinheads and an ex-British army serviceman.

To date, they have been responsible for arson and vandalism attacks against anything considered to be part of the English establishment, and for burning a number of English flags. Which goes to show they are one of the most laughable and useless terrorist groups going.
Ooh arr, I pissed on a bed of roses and kicked a bulldog today. Go, CNLA!
by Public Enemy Number 42 June 16, 2008
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CNBU

Can Not Be Unseen
Good NSFW == NSFW; Bad NSFW == CNBU
by Miko Jack May 9, 2010
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CnekGDPS

A GDPS (Geometry Dash Private Server).

Definitely better than TicGDPS
Man, I love playing CnekGDPS.

Me too.
by Rundepo March 23, 2021
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W.W.C.N.D.

What would Chuck Norris Do? This is a question that you'd ask yourself if you didn't think Jesus had the balls to do it. The answer to this question usually results in beating someone's ass royally or a good ol' fashion roundhouse kick to the face.
Holy shit... I'm surrounded by ninjas! Please W.W.C.N.D.? I got it <roundhouse kicks the ninjas and they all run away... the ones that can walk anymore>
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