fc closer

a meme for the twitch streamer FrostedGH

FC stands for "Full Combo"

Closer is the easiest song on expert difficulty in GH3, so players new to expert would "brag" that they FC'ed Closer.
The irony of this statement was not lost on many, so it became a meme.

A: Dude! I just FC'ed Jordan! It was so difficult!

B: fc closer lul

by Matt_Money April 30, 2019

going into the closet

When an openly gay or lesbian person gets so sick of attention-whoring homosexuals that they decide to become straight.

Gay person: "As much as I support equality for homosexuals, I'm so sick of gay people asking for more than they deserve. I'm going into the closet."

by Murder Mike December 14, 2010

Closet romantic

Someone who pretends to hate romance and all things romantic. Usually seen as someone who's very mean and/or agressive. romance

Shandy seemed like a complete bitch on the outside, but she was secretly a closet romantic.

by Kris Y. March 31, 2008

close out

To end a tab (i.e. drinks), to close out a credit/debit card, is to end the tab and obtain the check.

Would you like to close out your card?

by tylerdurden89 September 20, 2010

closed text

when you text somebody and they reply back with lol, haha, or yeah leaving you confused on what to say back and killing your conversation

guy 1: i told her about the kid getting shoved in the locker and she just replyed back lol
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!

by Carlos Mendez-Valdez June 6, 2009

closed casket

a funeral where the casket is closed, most likely because the body is so brutaly fucked up that it would be to unbearable to see the body in such fucked up condition

juan: damn that ese julio's death was some fucked up shit holmes
jose: i know este guey got slashed up in his face and shit.. his whole face and shit is looking fucked up and shit
juan: yep.. his funeral will be closed casket
jose: yep R.I.P. ese julio
maria: damn im fuckin horny will u guys bust a nut in my big ass tities?
juan: damn your fucked up chica! your husband just died! arent u sad?
jose: i'll do it fuck that shit!

by esteguey October 31, 2007

out of the closet

(adjective) not hiding your sexual orientation or secret.

He decided to come out of the closet.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003