PLAY THE CLITAR

female masturbation; the application and subsequent insertion of a girl's finger into her own gash or to tickle her clitoral button.

Went upstairs to drop a deuce, and there she was! My girlfriend, thighs wide open, playing the clitar as she sat on the toilet. Shortly thereafter, her and I scrogged like a couple of jackrabbits on steroids.

by weave March 27, 2003

Jedi mind clit

When a woman uses her pussy as leverage during a(n) conflict/argument.

Ricky: "I'm not smoking weed anymore bro."

Ant: "Why?"

Ricky: "Linzy, says it's a turn off and makes my dick soft."

Ant: Dude, she's playing Jedi mind clit on you!"

by M1ND V1RUS October 19, 2011

clit

The most wonderful thing in the entire world. Short for clitoris. Wonderful to use during masturbation, even better when a guy does it. Can produce several orgasms in one session.

"I had 4 orgasms last night from playing with my clit."

by Jemm September 1, 2005

Cliteracy

The ability to "read" a woman, it is an essential skill for any man to possess in a relationship. A cliterate man is one who has an "in depth" understanding of the cliterary arts.

In a standard university, chemistry students tend to have lowest cliteracy rate.

by Skrow January 21, 2009

CLIT PUNCHER

ANY ONE THAT HITS LIKE A BITCH IS A WHIMPY CLIT PUNCHER

WHATS UP PUBE CHIN WANNA SCRAP SHIT YOU HIT LIKE A BITCH WHAT A CLIT PUNCHER

by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 28, 2011

Clit Dick

MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.

FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.

MALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick."

FEMALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick." LOL

by Nicholas Tetrault April 28, 2007

clit clunking

The act of inserting ones toes into a vagina whilst flicking your big toe on the clitoris. Typically an act of foreplay but can also take the place of sex. Originated at the University of Florida by the freaky college students there.

*Julia and Ryan are having sex*
Julia: this sucks lets try something new. Why dont you try clit clunking me??
Ryan: I guess, its been awhile since ive clipped my toe nails though..."

by Gamma Rho August 30, 2009