air cleaner

A substance used to deodorize a room after the act of fucking so hard the smell left behind is pure shit

"Where is the air cleaner," Addie said after heart pounding sex.

by Jack Morris March 11, 2008

Carpet Cleaner, The

When you are doing a girl doggy style on a rug or carpet and you grab her hands so that her face falls into the carpet.

I gave stephanie the carpet cleaner yesterday. She got pissed and stormed out.

by Greg H March 17, 2003

Cleansing Erotica

The act by yourself, with a partner, or with multiple partners that involves sexual climax in the shower, bathtub, or jacuzzi. Getting clean while getting dirty.

Bryan: "My mom was mad cause I used all the hot water this morning."
James: "I think you should explain how Cleansing Erotica could help her out too."

by Faultyjay March 13, 2008

cleaner

it means a hitman.

i need to hire a cleaner.

by Mr.X April 19, 2005

Cleans

slang for clean / sterile hypodermic syringes that have never been used. Term typically used by drug addicts who inject street drugs.

Never share dirty needles! Always use cleans!

by CFock December 19, 2008

palette cleanser

Getting off with someone to get over someone else.

Girl 1: "I can't stop thinking about Jack"
Girl 2: "What you need is a good palette cleanser!"

by secretblah July 19, 2012

Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.

Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006