A game with no playerbase
A game that only shined back in 2017
A game which whoever plays it is fatherless
A game which its devs pay no effort
Basically pay to win , ladder system is just taking turns to hard counter each other unless you pay
Evolved cards are shit , the firecracker is already op enough but they evolve it anyway . one indirect shot from that cunt can make you take 600 damage , a direct shot can make you take more.
A game that only shined back in 2017
A game which whoever plays it is fatherless
A game which its devs pay no effort
Basically pay to win , ladder system is just taking turns to hard counter each other unless you pay
Evolved cards are shit , the firecracker is already op enough but they evolve it anyway . one indirect shot from that cunt can make you take 600 damage , a direct shot can make you take more.
by MaxedPEKKAuser August 23, 2023
Get the Clash royalmug. So I was playing clash royale the other day. When morbius said "THIS IS WHY WE CLASH🔥🔥🔥" I came all over my entire room. my mom is currently signing the adoption papers.
by Chezboi the evil October 9, 2025
Get the Clash Royalemug. Clash Royale is a tower defense strategy game. However, when you're gay it is no longer a strategy game. If you play mega knight you are a mega chad. If you play e barbs you have a tiny cock and you watch gay midget porn.
by BidenCockEater420 March 10, 2022
Get the Clash Royalemug. by Goink master1 January 25, 2024
Get the Clash of clans kingdommug. stupidmotherfuckers will deffend every fucking push with tesla and skellytons. stupidist fagg0t deck you can use. fuck hog 2.6 xbow is the new n!gga in town. fuck me, fuck you and fuck every xbow player cuz when that shit gets a lock they will just spell cycle or wait till overtime.
by ihateniggAS75678 December 19, 2023
Get the Clash royale x bow playersmug. by Femboy_Enthusiast May 2, 2025
Get the Clash of Clansmug. Like "Netflix and Chill", "Hulu and Handjob", and "Amazon and Anal", Clash and Smash is hen you say that you want to fight in a round of Clash Royale, but you really just want to have sex.
Nick: Yo girl! Wanna Clash and Smash
JJ: Sure! I love clash royale!
Nick: No, I mean do you want to fuck?!
JJ: Oh! Sure, I like that too!
JJ: Sure! I love clash royale!
Nick: No, I mean do you want to fuck?!
JJ: Oh! Sure, I like that too!
by Swaggity Swagger June 21, 2016
Get the clash and smashmug.