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The suckiest school on Earth. The moment you enter its gates the squirrels that live in the gutters begin to suck your soul until it gradually disintegrate into nothing. But they have a pretty kick ass jazz band.
Jonny-Dude I hate this county
Adrianna-Yeah especially our stupid school
Jonny-Citrus Springs Middle School
Adrianna-Ahhhh!
Jonny-What!?!
Adrianna-The name makes my soul burn!
Adrianna-Yeah especially our stupid school
Jonny-Citrus Springs Middle School
Adrianna-Ahhhh!
Jonny-What!?!
Adrianna-The name makes my soul burn!
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