Chokey Strokey

Slang for autoerotic asphyxiation while masturbating.

Maximizing an orgasm by cutting off air to the brain. Sometimes leads to accidental - and embarrassing - suicide.

The singer from INXS died while doing the Chokey Strokey.

by Anita November 11, 2004

rapist choke

Standing over or sitting on top of a fallen person, placing both hands around their neck/trachea and squeezing, choking the victim. Usually done with arms fully extended and both thumbs pushing in on the victim's windpipe.

The rapist choke is very effective for making somebody pass out, but it is illegal in Mixed Martial Arts.

by Jason Thomas Schaaf December 9, 2008

choke the boa

Illustrative description of having to go to the restroom - most commonly used in a round where your supreme masculinity is not yet established.

Me: Man, I have to go choke the boa...

Others: Don't drown it though!

by Da choka March 4, 2007

Chkew

To tell someone to CHILL! To tell a group to CHILL! If someone is acting crazy, Insane, out of control, or just not chill, Chkew is appropriate. To tell someone to take it down 1-10 notches.

CHKEW the fuck out. (Chill the fuck out.)
Mother:Hey son it smells like weed in your bedroom.
Son: Nahhh, mom. CHCKEEWWW!!!

by Mutambo Guartanius December 16, 2011

chakevia

chakevias are the one in a milliom females that you will find they are caring,nice,sweet,and love to do things that wont waste thier time..they tend to try to be the best they can be ....they are very talented and unique individuals

You know that girl that was helping the people across the street??...yeah thats chakevia

by Rtinkkk December 24, 2013

choke jerk

Auto esphyxiation

The rock star choke jerked in his hotel suite . He was found the next day dead.

by Too chaos September 29, 2017

Chokeable

A small object that is a choking hazard. Often used in context when talking about babies, toddlers, and children when they get their hands on something that is small enough where they can choke on it.

Michael (husband): Hey honey, look the baby loves chocolate covered almonds.
Sandy (wife): Are you fucking kidding me? Get those almonds away from him. That's a chokeable!
Michael: Ooops. Sorry.

by babyfofo October 26, 2017