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Chub Club

While she's down there, slap her with your chub club to remind her who's boss
by Your_Friend_Alex October 24, 2015
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Chub scout

A homosexual called a "Lopez" who likes to ride bmx, and suck penis. Usually found in Sierra vista AZ
by Ihatelopez6969 March 6, 2014
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Law of Chub

Most commonly aplliable to the De La Salle 2010 soccer team.

Law 1:

Amount of chub is inversely proportional to the amount of time before a game. Therefore, as time before a game (t) decreases, chub (c) in creases.

Law 2:

Amount of chub is varies directly with the importance of the game. Therefore, as importance increases, chub increases as well.
Law of Chub:

e.g. c=k(constant of chub)/t
by demianin February 28, 2010
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Chub Sauce

Chub sauce is a slang term for semen. Chub being a slang term for "chubby." Chubby is also a slang term for an erection, thus the two words combined give you "chub sauce" (sperm).
I was jerkin off and got chub sauce on my favorite pants.
by OneOfTheBigToes July 26, 2010
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chub bump

You take a partially hard penis and thrust upon a girls leg, thigh, and or ass to show her what your working with.
I gave that fatty a chub bump.
by chubbumpmaster132 February 7, 2010
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li'l chub

1. n. a flaccid penis whose circumference is equal to or greater than its length.

2. n. a short, fat person whose circumference is equal to or greater than his/her length,
1. Mom: Kevin! Are you playing with your li'l chub again?!?

2. I bet if we tipped that li'l chub over he'd roll right down the hill.
by Wally Balljacker December 21, 2003
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chub up

to get the blood flowing to the penis without necessarily being in a sexual situation.
My doctor is a hot woman and I needed a testicle exam. Being it was a freezing cold day I needed to chub up before she came in the room.
by glenn1907 April 8, 2007
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