Tesco Value Cider

A vile alcoholic liquid (4.2% abv) that mainly tastes of chemicals rather than apples. "Usually drunken by tramps"

"I have no money i will have to buy Tesco Value Cider"

by GingerWineMan October 8, 2011

cider house rules

Novel, movie, play by John Irving.

Migrant apple pickers live in the cider house and can not read the posted rules for behavior cause they are illiterate and also do not speak English.

Refers to rules which you could have no way of knowing.

I am so fucked over by those asshats at Wikipedia. It is so totally Lord of the Flies and Cider House Rules there.

by A Pied Kiwi April 1, 2008

childerhose

Most likely to be the best person on earth overall because of the strength and looks. most likely to grow up and be a millionaire. if god had a son that could fly he would be called a childerhose

he is childerhose

by childerhose is cool November 11, 2014

choder lips

The cracked lips that ensue after sucking on a short fat dick

Fred; did you see the choder lips on sheardy today he's probably being sucking his brothers chode again.

John; yeh he really ought to stop sucking his brothers cock, its kinda gay

by John-Redbridge April 28, 2008

Choderific

Terrific in Indian

Pooptar: "Sundeep, I got laid last night."

Sundeep: "Wow thats very choderific, congratulations my friend, you bastard guy you."

by Benchod666 October 1, 2010

hot cider

The act of drinking a warm beverage after it is poured down your standing partner's butt crack.

Terry: "Why are you walking so funny?"

Billy: "My life partner wanted some hot cider last night, so I obliged."

by urban donk December 30, 2011

Soak it in cider

When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".

Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.

by Dump truck January 6, 2017