Caldwell County

A crack infested, pill snorting, meth making county. Mostly populated with rednecks, wanna be thugs, and illegal aliens.

A place where there's nothing fun to do except hang at the empty mall, the 2D movie theater, or go to Sonic. Everyone's mostly rude, and full of drama. You may have a good time with the prostitute, Chewbacca who frequents 'Hospital Avenue.' Every teenage girl ends up pregnant, and forever remains a whore. Usually by high school graduation they have a 4 year old, and possibly a younger kid.

Taylor and Avree are bestfriends. They're from Caldwell County, so ofcourse they're druggies, wanna be's, and got knocked up at 14. They're parents must be so proud to have raised them in Caldwell County

by doby_is_a_free_elf May 31, 2012

cauliflower ears

1. A description of the shape of a boxers or rugby palyers years after they have been smashed around for years.
2. When you walk around with cauliflower sticking out of your ears

1. After years of being hit in the head my younger brother has cauliflower ears
2. Trying to get out of eating my vegetables i thought i would stick them in my ears, thus giving myself cauliflower ears.

by shaneaisbett July 2, 2004

Caldersexual

Caldersexual is the sexuality in which you have an undying love for Calder and cannot love anyone else without his permission. Everyone is either an open Caldersexual or a closeted one. It's in your genetics to love him.

The moment i woke up this morning, i realized i could never love anyone as much as i love Calder. Therefore, i am Caldersexual.

Calder is majestic, and we all must love him due to the fact. Hence the reason i am Caldersexual.

PROUD CALDERSEXUAL.

by Caldersexual_4_Life November 11, 2011

Caldwelling

Verb.

The act of hitting the "like" button on everyone's comment on a status update or picture.

John: "I just got 24 notifications on my status, what the heck?"

"Yolanda: "Nothing new, Jimmy is just out Caldwelling again, he'll stop after he gets bored, or, well, you die."

by gustopheles March 23, 2012

The Black Cauldron

This may be one of Disney's weaker films, but it is certainly far from worse. Based on Lloyd Alexander's "Chronicles of Prydain" book series, "The Black Cauldron" takes a major turn in style for Disney movies by having dark colors, no songs, and even some really scary imagry that it caused it to be the company's first PG rated film. In fact a lot had to be cut because they thought that it might get a PG-13 or R rating. The film might've been a box office failure and it's a movie Disney says their ashamed of, but the fact that it has developed a cult following shows that it has something to like in it. Check it out, and see what you like

Person 1: "You've ever seen 'The Black Cauldron'? I hear it's Disney's worst film"

Person 2: "I wouldn't be so sure on that. I've seen it, and to be fair it's not that bad. There's enough scenes that make it entertaining, including John Hurt as the awesome villain."

by viva riolu February 24, 2012

caudillo

A Spanish dictator

That caudillo is a killer

by caudillort December 18, 2016

Caudacity

"Caucasian" + "Audacity"; The audacity of white people, persons, or privilege

This white girl had the caudacity to show up to this party with cornrows and beads in her hair.

by ejoema September 14, 2016