Soggy Cactus

When a man usually between the ages of 20-35 takes a house hold cactus and inserts it in a woman's vagina.

"I just gave my girlfriend a soggy cactus for her birthday, she's going to be picking out needles for weeks."

by taboothejerkface July 26, 2012

Rotund Nigga Cactus

When a nigga be on that pack.

That Nigga took my beans! Rotund Nigga Cactus!

by RotundNiggaCactus March 25, 2019

Cactus Trimmer

A Mexican Lumberjack

Ya, she is such a cactus trimmer

by Tekkk October 20, 2010

suck a cactus

A derogatory term use when someone is mad, as an insult. Meaning to go suck a guys dick with herpes bumps on it

Bob: "You're a bitch!"
Bill: "Go suck a cactus!!!!"

by Mr Cactus Dick May 17, 2014

Catbuster

Hi-energy Rock 'n' Roll band from Glasgow, Scotland.

I was at the Catbuster gig last night! It was awesome, dude!

by ThomasMcDonald January 13, 2004

cactus cooter

when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.

"hey did you get some from sergio?"
"no, he had a cactus cooter!"

by jacob sangchang January 13, 2009

cactus punch

placing a section of PVC pipe in someone's butt, then sticking barbed wire into the butt via PVC pipe. initially, the barbed wire is contained within the PVC pipe. you then remove the PVC pipe, leaving the butt free to clamp down around the barbed wire. many people use this as stimulation before, during, or after sex.

Angela was extra horny Tuesday night, so she let me cactus punch her. Incredible!

by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013