Cunt Castle

A house full of pampered, spoiled, selfish, stupid, whiny daddys girls with no spines or manners and loose vaginas.
Dude 1: "Lets go over to Alpha Gam, they're having a party."
Dude 2: "Hell no, that place is a cunt castle."
by falconduvent May 02, 2011
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cream castle

A shitty airbnb in Mormon country that smells of cat piss, with a very odd nonsensical floor plan, hidden basement, a demon drawing on the wall and bathrooms with no walls but a bidet. And a questionable hot tub. That happens to be cream colored.
Are y’all ready to head back to the Cream Castle? We have shredded all day in Park City and I can’t feel my toes. Need a hot tub dip.
by Cream Queen December 14, 2020
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Richard Castle

Main character in TV show Castle featured on TNT. See also Kate Beckett
Character played by Nathan Fillion
"Did you watch Castle last night? It was a new episode."

"Yeah and I loved it! Richard Castle was awesome!"
by Caskett12345 December 23, 2015
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Bouncy castle

When you get done having sex and are filled with his kids
He filled me up like a bouncy castle
by Sawyer Tom December 23, 2021
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Castle Black

Crack house in Kensington where Munson used to turn tricks to help pay for his fantasy baseball and football debts.
Let's head over to Castle Black to get our dicks sucked for cheap by the Munson
by Joey Joe Joe Sham Sham September 20, 2011
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Castle J

Son Seongjun is best known by his stage name Castle J he is the leader of the Kpop group M.C.N.D. He is loud as fuck and will still your heart with obnoxious but necessary random noises. He’s not flexible by any means , but is good at everything else…except singing however he’s working on that.
Castle J make purple flames.
by SonLeeJade January 19, 2022
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red castle

A very rare std when you have sex with a girl on her period in a White Castle. A once in a lifetime opportunity
Dang bro I fucked Jessica on her period in the whit castle and got red castle! I’m dead bro!!!”
by Chesebunger February 06, 2023
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