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A guy with a head as big as a world, and is a DICK because he thinks he is taller than you...and he keeps on saying "well I have abs" like no one cares Carter NO ONE CARES.
Person 1: So who's older, you or carter
Person 2: Me
Carter: So, like by a couple minutes but I'm taller and have abs!
Person 2 (thinking): WTF no one gives a shit about yo ugly ass abs!
Carter by Like 20 people June 21, 2018
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Carter by Carter gnome July 2, 2018
Carter is weird and more weird but most of all weird, hes bad at fork knife and he doesn't build in fork knife, these are the symptoms to know if your a carter
1. u don't build in Fortnite
2. u cant aim in fortnite
3. u eat like an animal
4. u sing the Pokemon X song on the swings
Last of all 5. ur a complete noob
Person A: why does this kid not build?
Person B: Because hes carter.
Person A: Oh Sh**
Carter by Pipluplife July 26, 2018
Everyone loves Carter. Carter is handsome, charming, funny, and cares immensely for the people he chooses to surround himself with. As much as he is loving, he is aggressive when it comes to protecting those he loves. Oh yeah, he's also supes gay. Every Carter is gay. And trans.
Person 1: "Isn't that Carter?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's supes gay"
Carter by eobard thawne825 August 16, 2018
Carter is so athletic and he is one of the most sexiest funniest guys you will ever find and he gets all the girls and he loves sports and he always gets the coolest friends
Oh Carter you are so funny and athletic tell me a joke :is your refrigerator running :yes :then you better go catch it :HaHAHA
A girl who isn’t always the brightest but the most amazing friend you would ever have she loves everyone maybe a little too much all the guys love her because she a baddie she tends to flirt wish everyone but isn’t shy about it she’s a engergetic loud amazing person when she wants to be
Guy 1: Omg that girl over there is so thiccc
Friend 1: Her names carter you could get her easily she flirts with EVREYONE
Carter by Haisbejebsheve October 27, 2018
One who is fortunate to be named after Lil Wayne’s “Tha Carter V”. He’s white but always tries to be black and whispers the N word to himself at night and at school, but manages to get away with it because no one hears him.
Ay Carter, whatchu listenin to?”
“Tha Carter V, but I don’t listen to rap.”
“Um ok why are you listening?”
“Because I wanna be black, N*****”
*Then proceeds to get jumped by black people.
Carter by quinhasasmallpp November 9, 2018