Carpe

Material used like penis condoms

I just bought a 20-pack carpe from the store yesterday buddy
That's great.. me too!!!!!!

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

carpe z-em

Latin for Seize the Z's. Basically go to sleep. The opposite of Carpe Diem.

" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."

by ryloken07 September 12, 2016

carps

carps = carpet
carpet = rug
rug = r u g
r u g = are you g(game)?

example #1:
conyo: yooo pareh, i have kwento for you mamaya. meet later, carps?

example #2:
conyo 1: tara bgc mamaya! carps?
conyo 2: g parehh!

by chonkee June 3, 2021

Carps

Carps is a conyo slang for “Are you g (game)?

Carps -> Carpet -> Rug -> r u g = are you g?

ex. 1:
conyo 1: yoooo parehh... i have kwento for you mamaya... kwento later, carps?

ex. 2:
conyo 1: duuudeee... bgc tayo later parehh... carps?
conyo 2: g parehh!!

by chonkee June 3, 2021

Carp

Just some 8 year old on twitter who loves Popeyes and plays on a laptop

Carp smells like beans

by ZoomPastThem December 28, 2019

Carpe Carp Carp

When an individual appears at a date looking much more attractive than they had portrayed in their profile. This is an extremely rare occurrence, but a much joyous one.

Oh my god, that man carpe carp carped me!

by Elonsifier May 15, 2023

Carpe Noche

Seize the fucking night

Were rocking mullets and drinking riot punch, it's the perfect way to carpe noche.

by LocoMulletMan December 28, 2018