Digital Camera 

A camera in which takes away from REAL photography entirely. By using such things as photoshopping and other similar programs photography now needs no talent to be done... Simply a good computer with the appropriate softwear.

hey, with my new digital camera i can pretend to be an artist even though i am completely void of talent!

Digital Camera by Matt Wilhelm October 5, 2005

Mum get the camera! 

Video of a kid who gets an incredibly jammy kill on a game and bellows "mum get the camera!" whilst a younger child (presumably his brother) makes whooping noises. Has since become a highly used audio clip in videos since.

"OH OH WOAH NO! OH MY GOD! OH MY FUCKING GOD! MUM GET THE CAMERA! MUM! MUMMY! OH MY GOD!"

Mum get the camera! by 9 Bit Boobs November 21, 2014

Safety Camera 

A euphemism for 'speed camera' or ‘speeding camera’. A third form of tax. Commonly used in the UK by government to mask the true intent of the device; revenue collection!
Any driver passing the camera going over the ‘safe’ speed will be photographed and a fine will be sent to the owner of the vehicle.
As always, governments dress these thieving traps up as saving lives, however anybody with half a brain knows this is a con.

A permanently fixed camera usually mounted on a pole. Ironically, ‘safety’ cameras are usually located on the safest, straightest sections of road far from intersections where people tend to go slower.

On two lane roads they tend to be positioned to fine those over taking slower vehicles.

Some safety cameras in england catch more than 36% of drivers breaking the speed limit. (safetycamera.org)

"South Yorkshire Safety Camera Partnership aims to reduce this terrible and unnecessary toll by cutting the number of motorists exceeding the speed limits "

Safety Camera by bilbo23 March 21, 2010

murphy's camera law

Any situation where something INCREDIBLE happens. Eg: Fighter Jets flying in formation really fast.

And you scramble to take the picture with a camera.

But you don't get the photo in time. Or the photo is too blurry to use.

Also see Pics or it didn't happen

JOHN! Get the camera out there's a deer in our backyard!

*goes to get the camera in the house.*
JOHN! QUICK! THE DEER IS LEAVING!
*comes back out*
Too late. Murphy's camera law strikes again.

murphy's camera law by robsterw September 2, 2016

gameboy camera 

A device for the Gameboy which specializes in creepy error faces that looks like pedophiles waiting to snatch you. One reason why im afraid to hook out my dog during the night

Did you hear about the ducktape bandit? Thats scary
Forget about that mofo! Im afraid of my gameboy camera.

gameboy camera by Bryciekai January 27, 2014

android camera 

Basically a bunch of pixels.

Guy1: Yo take a picture of me!

Guy2: Hold up, let me take it on my android camera.

Guy1: Never mind, why do you have to disrespect me like that

android camera by Fish13sea December 10, 2018

disposable camera 

The disposable or single-use camera is a simple box camera sold with a roll of film installed, meant to be used once. Most use focus free lenses. Some are equipped with an integrated flash unit, and there are even water proof versions for underwater photography. Internally, the cameras use a 135 film or an APS cartridge. While some disposables contain an actual cartridge as used for loading normal, reusable cameras, others just have the film wound internally on an open spool. The whole camera is handed in for processing. Some of the cameras are recycled, i.e. refilled with film and resold.

I receive from store a "disposable camera" for free after I bought 3 bottles of beer.

disposable camera by Cristi June 18, 2006