Butchered

Butchered is a term used in Ireland (Maybe UK too) when someone gets a haircut and it turns out badly. Essentially it's a bad haircut

"Your barber butchered you bru"

"Nathan did you see Tom's new haircut?"
"I did, it looks terrible"
"Yeah he totally got butchered"

by Unique philosopher August 7, 2024

bash the butcher bird

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

BUTCHER

Masculinity incarnate. Killer smile. Single-handedly bringing trench coats back.

“Sorry I’m late for work, I met this absolute Butcher at the bar last night and, anyhow, I haven’t slept yet”

by The Boy$ November 23, 2021

Butcher

Jonah’s attempt at Toby keith

Holy fuck Toby Keith is stirring in his grave after Jonah butchered courtesy of the Red White and Blue

by Yoooooo37291 May 5, 2025

Butcher of Kingsbury Run

There was a serial killer in the 1930’s in this place called Kingsbury Run in Ohio. I think that the place was like part of the Cleveland Ohio metropolitan area or something. Anyways, they killed like around 5 or 6 people or something. Decapitated their heads and left their bodies on the streets. His identity has never been known.

The killer completely got away with everything

I wonder who the Mad Butcher of Kingsbury Run was, and what was their motivation behind the murders ?

World may never know…

by Death Menace March 1, 2023

Stuart butchers

A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!

Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!

Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men

by The conch shell November 23, 2018

Harli Butcher

I girl that’s madly in love with her taken ex gf Shelby. Harli has big blue eyes and is insecure asf. Harli hates herself and wishes that she could find a way to be with Shelby again.

“ yeah I heard that if your name is harli butcher and you have blue eyes your really gay “

by it moms moms moms mom August 1, 2022