When the male places his genital into a female’s anus. The female must then release the gas know as a fart while the male has his genital in side the anus. This will result in what is know as the burnt hoagie.
Penis in ass then fart.
by Anonymous January 08, 2005
A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes
by the bobster391 February 03, 2012
The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)
Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.
Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)
Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.
by Jumbalia Stone November 29, 2011
by chunk of love October 03, 2003
Don't start watering your plants while cooking a tortilla or you'll get distracted and burn the tortilla. Dumb ass.
I got distracted , watering my plants, and burnt the tortilla I was cooking for breakfast. Damnit.
Don't get distracted and burn the tortilla. I got distracted and ended up a burnt tortilla.
I got distracted , watering my plants, and burnt the tortilla I was cooking for breakfast. Damnit.
Don't get distracted and burn the tortilla. I got distracted and ended up a burnt tortilla.
by rickard from mi. December 27, 2018
by MAGT March 03, 2007
Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"
by burnttoastmaster69 January 26, 2010