Burnt Hoagie

When the male places his genital into a female’s anus. The female must then release the gas know as a fart while the male has his genital in side the anus. This will result in what is know as the burnt hoagie.
by Anonymous January 08, 2005
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burnt bacon

A term used to describe the penis after a period of sex or ejaculation lasting longer than 30 minutes
Burnt bacon- "Last night me and my girlfriend went so hard and long that she burnt my bacon!"
by the bobster391 February 03, 2012
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burnt sausage

The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.
Example:

Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)

Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.
by Jumbalia Stone November 29, 2011
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burnt ring

when ones anus is stinging from chilis or diahorrea
by chunk of love October 03, 2003
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Burnt tortilla

Don't start watering your plants while cooking a tortilla or you'll get distracted and burn the tortilla. Dumb ass.
I got distracted , watering my plants, and burnt the tortilla I was cooking for breakfast. Damnit.
Don't get distracted and burn the tortilla. I got distracted and ended up a burnt tortilla.
by rickard from mi. December 27, 2018
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Burnt Dick

What do you fucking think it is?
I stuck my dick in a toaster on high and the product was guess what? A BURNT DICK!
by MAGT March 03, 2007
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The Burnt Toast

Fuck a girl in the eye socket so hard your dinky pokes her brain, causing her to scream "I smell burnt toast!"
last night i gave a girl the burnt toast, it was hilarious
by burnttoastmaster69 January 26, 2010
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