Bung Water

A thin, viscous substance similar to dirty water that seeps from one's bleeding asshole. Bung water is water contaminated from gastric fluid built up over years of unhealthy digestion. A person who suffers from bung water seepage is completely worthless, but can save themselves if they fashion themselves a bum cover from silk.

Philip: "Hey dude my bung is super leaky and wet lately."
Sam "That is called bung water, you're fucked."
Philip "Ah dude can i borrow your bum cover?"
Sam " FO SHO!"

by Bungking August 11, 2008

Bung sprouts

The ass hairs that are in the crack or around the bung hole, or sphincter. These are usually used as a prank in retaliation of someone throughing their pubes at you. You can reach back and grab a pack of bung sprouts to throw back at them.

Dude was being a real jerk so I put some bung sprouts in his salad. They will go unnoticed with all of the bean sprouts.
ass hair

by Spudoh January 29, 2010

Bung Up

Constipated. Unable to have a bowel movement.

Kid "Mom my stomach hurts,"
Mom "did you try to go to the bathroom?"
Kid "I can't go, I'm Al bung up"

by LikeableJerk September 12, 2015

G-Bung

When you cough then accidently fart

Bella had a horrible coughing fit and accidently let out a loud G-Bung

by riiiiiiiiiiii May 22, 2019

bung hammer

A tool used to pound the wood barrel plug closure, commonly known as a 'Bung,' into place.

The barrel was filled then the bung hammer was used to beat the plug into the bunghole.

by themagichat September 3, 2019

bung finger

The accidental one two punch of picking your ass and then your nose. Usually happens on a long couch surf where you ass pick and then an hour later try for some nose gold. The scent of musty chili ring gets ingrained in your nose and the decision to sniff and stay or wash and pray must be made.

Dude, i accidentally bung fingered last night . I had to flush by booger maker with vicks to kill the funk.

by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016

bung dungs

eat, eating, consumption of food; e.t.c.

a bung hole is the hole in the middle of a barrel or cask, used for filling. bung hole also has served as slang for an 'asshole'.

dungs are MY def. for FOOD, if one could only imagine the future of their food...it ends up in the toilet, right? , hence dungs!

wheres' karen? (response:) i think she went out to bung dungs.

i was bunging dungs and hated to imagine my spectacular meal turning to lumpy, smelly, waste!!

lets' head on over to foolsley's and bung dungs

by michael foolsley May 26, 2012