bumper fuck

1. Using your hoopdie to forcefully ram your hated foe into the intersection during a red light.

2. An epic rear-end collision, accidental or intentional.

(1.) Passenger: "Dude, that guy totally cut you off!"
Driver: "Looks like someone needs a good bumper fuck."

(2.) 911: "911 state your emergency."
You: "I just got bumper fucked by some drunken asshole! And he's dressed like a pirate."
911: "Excuse me...?"

by Coop da Thurb January 23, 2009

Bummer Pants

Bummer pants:n: Pants worn generally by a female that are so tight that they are damn near impossible to take off when you are trying to start the action of sex hence cockblocking. Bummer pants are sometimes wore on males as well

Jacob: Dude I was totally about to fuck this one chick I met at the concert last night but she had her bummer pants on :O

by LPHAVIK February 27, 2010

fuzzy bumper

A lesbian. A woman who likes to rub her vagina against another woman's vagina.

"Don't waste your time with Angela. She's a fuzzy bumper"

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

bumper clud

1. Someone who is clumsy.
2. Someone who bumps around the place.
3. Someone who emits a loud noise when they bang into objects/people/animals/poles.
4. Someone who.. cluds...

" that girl is such a bumper clud"
" stop being such a bumper clud"
" no one likes a bumper clud"

by hasnaib April 14, 2009

Bumperdong

noun:
A car mounted plastic Phallus that compliments the balls of steel that dangle below.

Watch out for the Bumperdong, dont let it rear end you

by Mordertier July 20, 2009

Bumber-bee-bump

A game in which contestants take turns naming the state on the northeast border of the state in which they live. If no state exists on the northeast border they must shout “Bumber-bee-bump” and move to a new state. The game is most commonly played online by hobos and tramps using public computers in libraries and coffee shops. Suggestions that players shout "Bumble-bee-bump" are based on rumors propagated by the uninformed.

"Hey, let's play a game of bumber-bee-bump."

by Xtpd September 15, 2009

bumscrans

a group/cookie club in eastern europe

traditionally reserved in the end of the first decade of 2000 became taken over by a younger crowd and modified into a late night eating crew.

Known for offensive language and graffiti

Since this development bumscran has transformed into a term referring to late night food spots and food such as a kebap.

Chris: "Jonny just joined the ranks of the bumscrans."
Jack: "Probably down at the bumscran wagon right now."

by bumscran_tramp January 2, 2010