The Bullpen

A dare among kids where one must jack off to completion inside of a bullpen without being attacked.

Did you meet that new kid, Greg? We dared him do The Bullpen and he actually finished!

by helpimfalling July 15, 2015

Efe Bulut

This mf got 75 from control engineering wtf.

"Bro I'm sure Efe Bulut will get another 75 from his exam"

by cumengineer May 21, 2022

D-backs bullpen

D-backs is short for Diamondbacks. The bullpen of this team ruins nearly every lead the excellent starting pitchers gets, from Randy Johnson to Zac Gallen. Bullpen problems have been with this team since 1998 when they appeared, and they haven't gotten better. Indeed, in 2021 and 2022, the bullpen lost 41 games apiece, a franchise record. The bullpen is one of the problems which ruin an otherwise good team and a title contender, another notable problem being the Torey Lovoullo mindset, which states that all prospects who arrive in the MLB late in the season should be replaced with bad but old players so as to keep the prospect status for another year to vie for the ROY title. This appeared in the Carroll/Luplow problem in Sep 2022.

Also used to refer to 'absolute trash'.

Dude, the D-backs bullpen blew another lead by Zac Gallen. What a shame.

by π=3.14159265358979323846 October 6, 2022

Hulu ba Bulu

Foolish actions, especially with money

Texarkana Slim : You're sister sure spends a lot of money at bingo games.
Hole Place Boss: She would be well off if it weren't for the Hulu ba Bulu.

by Schmipps! May 31, 2025

Moving the Bullpost

The practice of shifting the criteria for what counts as "bullshit" after your opponent has already demonstrated that their argument meets your previous standards. First, you call their argument bullshit. They provide sources. You move the bullpost: "Those sources are bullshit." They provide different sources. You move again: "Your interpretation of those sources is bullshit." They explain their interpretation. You move again: "The whole field is bullshit." The bullpost keeps moving because the goal isn't to evaluate truth—it's to maintain the position that the other person is wrong, no matter what. Moving the bullpost is the favorite tactic of people who have decided that reality itself is bullshit when it doesn't agree with them.

Moving the Bullpost Example: "She cited a peer-reviewed study. He moved the bullpost: 'Peer review is bullshit.' She cited government data. He moved again: 'Government data is bullshit.' She cited his own past statements. He moved again: 'I was wrong then, and that's bullshit too.' There was no source, no evidence, no argument that could satisfy him, because the bullpost was not about evidence—it was about maintaining the position that she was wrong. She stopped trying. He declared victory."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026