Brownsing

The act of casually browsing online for items, deals, or completely unnecessary purchases while seated on the porcelain throne. A modern multitasking phenomenon that blends retail therapy with bathroom breaks.

"I just bought a waffle maker while Brownsing—best $20 I ever spent."

by Duder December 10, 2024

brownspill

The fecal matter that is discharged from the anus during periods of extreme stress or emotion.

After being stuck to the front grill of a semi truck and pushed eastbound on a Michigan highway for four miles at about 50 mph, authorities said the wheelchair-bound man had a full brownspill emergency in his pants.

by Western Command July 1, 2007

brownspill

The substance that comes from your anus and does not reach a toilet.

There's brownspill in my pants, on the floor, and in your hair. We'll need a mop to clean up all this brownspill.

by KeKinShore July 2, 2007

Browning Off

Bollocks management yuk speak that sounds like slightly dodgy porn analogies used by Australians to annoy everyone.

"XYZ are browning off all their contractors, blah blah blah blah a dingo stole my baby"

by fozzie12 January 13, 2009

broskinaut

One of your bros that is an astronaut or high up in your group of friends.

Dude how about we only take the broskinauts out to the weed garden.

by swhiting August 9, 2010

Browning apple

A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).

"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."

"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."

by Cattocius April 26, 2012

brownkie

a brownkie is the love child of a cookie and a brownie. Two doughs made separately come together in one pan to form the mouth-watering dessert.

Did she just drop cookie dough into her brownie batter?!

Yup, she's making brownkies!

by EnchantedEats May 10, 2016